What is True Love?
True Love Is When;

Katrina Kaif Proposed a Me:
I Love You

&

My Reply:
Sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend
& I LOVE Her A Lot

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Exams may come and go, Marks may come and go, but once yu go mad, yu ll b mad forever, so be careful. study in limits.
Spread awareness-;-)

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Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,
Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,
Ladke Kharab Nahi Hote,
Ladkiya Kharab Karti Hai

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Far Or Near
U R My Dear

Young Or Old
U R My Gold

East Or West
U R My Best

Smart Or Cute
U R My Sweet

Start Or End
U R My Lovely
FRI

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Aap Sabhi Se Ek Request Hai..

Mujhe Saal Me 2 Hi Din SMS Kiya Karo..!!

1- Jis Din Mera BirthDay Ho..

Aur

2-Jis Din Mera BirthDay Na Ho..

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Snta-yar,hm hindi bolte h
english bolte h,but maths Q nhi?Bnta-jyada 3-5 mat kar,or 9-2 11 ho ja,varna 4-5 dhar dunga36 k 6 reh jayenge samjA

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Mere 11 type k frnds hain.
1=
2=
3=
4=
5=
6=
7=
8=
9=
10=
11=
Select any 1 number. Dekhte hain aap kaise friend hain. reply must.


ans :

‎1 = kanjoos
2 = helpful
3 = True frnd
4 = Bewafa
5 = sexy frnd
6= loving
7 = caring
8 = best friend
9 = nice
10 = chalak
11 = bewakuf

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Lagte-Lagte Koi Achha Lagne Lagta Hai,Dheere-Dheere Wo Apna Lagne Lagta Hai!Apki Yade Jane Kin Galiyo Se Aati Hai,Ki Sara Alam Yado Se Mehkne Lagta.
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Zindagi Business h
Rishte Target
Wife daily Reporting
Aulad incentive
Jawani Comittment Budhapa Achievement
Maut Promotion
Lekin
DOSTI NET PROFIT

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SAMAY eni sathe na vitavo jene tamara mate SAMAY nthi
SAMAY eni sathe vitavo Ke Je Tmne kahe

SAMAY pan Nakamo 6e jyare tu mari sathe nathi.

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Santa propose a girl


girl replied-thapad marugi...

Santa-thapad maregi to

mukka bhi khayegi


:-):-D:-P ha ha ha

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B.F: Hey.

GF: what?

BF: I cheated

GF: So wt do yu think i lOve yu?i ws also cheatin' yu 4past 2yrs.

Boy cried &says,


i ws talkin' abt xams-;-(

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Customer:Me Yahan Nhi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapis Karo
Itna Chota Room Mujhe Janwar Samajhta Ho Kya?
Waiter:Sir Room Me To Chaliye Ye Lift hai

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‎__,____
/____,_/ \ ,;';';.,
,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,

This house is my gift 4 u.
So please go inside n sleep well.
Aaj se road pe sona bannd...gud night.

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Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..

aur

Boys k haatho me??
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Vo mehendi wale haath.

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The single finger of friend that wipes out ur tear during ur failure is much better than the ten fingers which come together to clap for ur Victory.

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WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND: Wo kaise?
WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya,:-)
1 mai utha ke bhag gayi
Or
1 usne mujhe fek ke maara

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Life is full of troubles,sorrows & pains.
If U fall down, dont worry just stand up,b Confident & Say...

"thank God nobody saw""

:-D

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Hotho pe ek "MUSKAN" hi kafi He_
Dil me ek 'ARMAN' Hi kafi he_
Kuch nahi Chahiye jindagi Se_
Aap "YAAD" Karte rahe ye 'Ahesan' hi kafi hai_

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Real truth. . . . .
As V Grow Up, V Think.. V Lose Our Frnds.!

Bt Truth Is, V Don't Lose Frnds. V Jst Learn, Who The Real Ones Are :)

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Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi
Nhi

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Isliye
Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
Aur
Maa-Baap Ban Jao
Rishta Wahi,Soch Nayi....

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‎2011 Ka Valentine Aap KisK saath celebrate krog>Ye Jaanne K Liye 1 Colour Select Karo..
Red
Black
Green
Orange
Purple
Pink
Blue
Yellow
Violet

Ans :

Red: ghost
Black: me
Green: bestfrnd
Orange: bacha party
Purple: life partner
Pink: angel
Blue: lover
Yellow: god
Violet: enemy

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Gahak-(doodh waly sy)
Tumhri gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala-5 kilo
Gahak-Is Me se kitna bech lete ho?
Doodh wala-yhi koi 12 kilo

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Kuch Log Yado Ko Dil Ki Tasvir Banate H
Dosto Ki Yado Me Mehfil Sajate H
Par Hum Thoda Alag H

Jo Kisiko Yad ane Se Pehle Apni Yaad Dilata H

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3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kia

1-Muje Gora Bana Do
2-Muje B
3-Hi Hi Hi, Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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Yar ab to had ho gayi he?
.
kon ye likh k bhej raha he?
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Ki
RAJNIKANT ne apne maa baap ko paida kiya??:@

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Ye Kaisa Chahto Ka Silsila H,
Use Na Koi Shikayat Na Koi Gila H, Zindgi Kis Mod Pe Le Aayi H,
Na Usko Pane Ki Himmat He,Na Khone Ka Hausla Hai.

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Thokar na lage muje patthar nahi hu me.
U Herat se na dekh koi manjar nahi hu me.
Teri najar me meri qadar kuch nahi.
Magar unse puch jinhe Haasil nahi hu me.

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Smtime we decide to stop luving smeone,
nt coz they don't luv us,
but bcoz we find dat they r more happier without us..

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Engineering Is So Easy...

Just Like, Walking In The Park

but...

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only engineers know that this park is
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Jurassic Park..

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Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha,
Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha,
Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Magar,
Uski Zuban Se ek Baar Izhar Chahta tha.

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Wo maut bhi bahut hi suhani hogi,
Jise aapki judai me ani hi hogi,

Wada raha apse pahle ham Jayege,

Kyuki apke liye waha pe hame jannat bhi to sajani hogi.

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Y indian grls r not in sports?

Only 10% r playng hockey,chess

Bcoz 90% r playing wid boyfrnd's feelings.
Jaanu ye
jaanu wo

jaanu

jaan le lo jaanu ki

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Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?
Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

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Jyare tamne safalta malse tyare tamara mitro ne khabar padse k tame kon 6o...

Pan jyare tamne nisfalta malse tyare tamne khabar padse k tamara mitro kon 6.

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Agr ap chor
hote,To meri kya chez churate OR KYU?
1-love
2-beuty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-myself
8-money
9-dil
10-charactr
Plz Reply must.
& fast..

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Each Day I
Meet Som1 New,But Never
Find Anothr U!
The World Is
Full Of People,Its
True!
Yet No1 Ever
Equals A Friend
Like U.

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Rajnikant and Naresh kanodia are now friends as they coming in a new movie is
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
"SAHER NO ROBO ANE GAMDA NO DOBO"

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I felt d air & smelt u
i heard sm1 i thought it was u
Whn i turned around i saw no one

Thn i realized that i was
Missing u!

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‎.....|'"""""""""'''|
/--[SMS PoLiCe]
'''O'""""""O"O'""
Hum Apko arrest karne aae He
Apki complain He Ke Ap Apne Dosto Ko SMS Nai Krte

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Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors.

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Agar"Humne Apne Gam Apko De Diye Hote

To"Aap Apne HoSh Kho Diye Hote,

Hum To"Fir Bhi MuSkura Rahe Hai,
RAB"KaSam Aap Hote To Ro Diye Hote.

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Ek makan ma aag lagi..
Loko: andar kok 6e, ene jaldi bar kadho..
Rajnikant aag ma kudi gayo..
Andar jai ne rajni e joyu to..
NARESH KANODIYA havan karto to..

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Life is small, live it!
Troubles are momentary,face it!
Memories are sweet,cherish it!
U r good i agree it,
BUT
i'm too good, Accept it.

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‎"It Hurts to MISS Some1 who
doesn't give u Time.
But
It Hurts More
when you realise that u didn't
give Time to Some1 who Really
MISS U!"

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Superb lines 2 remeber in life:-
"Cry as hard as u want 2;
But
Just make sure dat
when u stop crying
u"ll never cry again 4 d same reason..."

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GF-aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi jaha mera apendix ka operation hua tha.
BF get xcited, then the girl said:
ye dekho
GUPTA NURSING HOME..

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Always try to understand rather than compromise.
Compromise makes the person unsatisfied & understanding empowers the relationship..Gm. Have nice day

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Always be like a BABY!
Because the BABY does not know about its past as well as its future..
But it enjoys every second of its life.

Gud mrng...:-)

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A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness..

Remember..

Nothing is softer than water..
but its force can break the strongest of rocks.gm

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Umbrella Cant Stop The Rain But Makes Us To Stand In Rain...

"Confidence May Not Bring Sucess But It Gives Power To Face Any Challenge !"
GOOD NIGHT.Sd

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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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I wish moon always be full n bright U always be cool n
right Whenever u go 2 switch off the light,Remember that

I am wishing u Good Ni8.

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Wat is Ultra lazyness?
..
"Sleeping
and
dreaming.."
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and
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"In dream
also
sleeping...." :D:D

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Grammer says 'I LOVE YOU' is a statement
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&
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Not a question..
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Then why does it always require answer..??

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Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..

If..

If..

If..

The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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chikku ne Ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.

Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?

Chikku: saalo tum galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge..

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Santa Adhi Raat Ko Apni Moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola-Tadap-tadap Ke Marna Thik h Ya Ek Dum?
Biwi-Ek Dum.
Santa-To Apni Dusri Taang bhi Mujh Pe Rakh De.*

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Speciality of Girls

Banglore-Dresing
Delhi-stylish
Punjab-butiful
Mumbai-hot
Kashmir-atractive
Gujrati - kai hoy ke na hoy ATTITUDE ni to jane dukan hoy...

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Cute Proposal From A Guy:-
Is That Love I See In Your Eyes Or Merely Reflection Of Mine..! :
gm.Hve a nice day

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Dis cant be beaten -
Yesterday Rajnikanth adoptd
Two elephants, Two camels & Two horses frm Zoo..
Do u kno Y?
?
?
To play chess !!!! ;-)

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A boy's eye is faster thn Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd
bt
A boy's heart is slower than Goverment dept. while proposng a girl whm he truly loved

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What is the height of cruelty...??

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Throwing ur girlfriend out of the window and singing 'love is in the air

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Nobody will ever remember
how u look,
how u speak,
what u did..
But only thing they
remember life long
about u is
how u made them FEEL...

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Look left
Look right
Look back
I am not there
Look into ur Heart
U will find me there in form of sweet remeberies..
I'm Always With U

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Snta sar k sath-2 kandho par b shampu laga raha tha.
Beta-kandho pe sampu Q laga rahe ho?
Snt-Pagle ye koi aam sampu nhi he ye Head & Shoulder he.

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Sardar chupke se NARAK se SWARG me ghusa.
Devtao ne pakad k khub mara.Mar khane k bad utha, aur bola salo
Tumhari inhi harkato k karan koi Swarg nahi aata.

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By d time u realise d value of people arnd u,
it might b d time 4 thm 2 leav u! So,

Never miss a chance 2say : "yaar, tere bina life adhuri si hai!"

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Vyavhar nathi badlata sanjog badlay 6,
manas nathi badlata teno abhigam badlay 6,
bhid vache jyare koi ni khot vartay 6,
tyare sabandh ni kimat samjay 6e....

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Girl-BeWaFa Ye TuNe Kya KiYa
MeRa DiL JaLaKaR RaKh KR DiYa
boy-TeRi Ye KuRBaNi BeKaR Nhi JaYeGi
BheJ De ApNi RaKh BaRTaN MaNJNe K KaM AyeGi...!

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Teacher Ne Santa Ko ped Par Ulte Latkne Ki Saza Di
Thodi Der Baad Santa Niche Gir Gaya
Teacher-Thak Gae?
Santa: Nai pakk Gya

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Hasino k chehre pe hr wqt khusi hoti h.
Un k labo pe hr wqt hasi hoti h,
Pr jis hsina pe ye dil ata h
Wo pehle se hi kisi or se fasi hoti h

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Frnd means no asking,
Frnd means no reasoning,
Frnd means just believing..
&
Frnd is dat who never believe in last 3 alphabets of "FRIEND"

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martBoy+Smart naari=Affair jari

SmartBoy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari

Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari

Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari

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Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

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Agar Koi Aapko Acha Lagta He To,

Acha Woh Nahi

Ache, Aap Ho Q Ki Aap Us Me Achai Talash Karte Ho

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LOVE MSG: My love for you is an endless journey, which ends where it started from and which starts from where it ended.

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Socho agar SMS receive karne
ke paise lagte hote
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To kya hota..?
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Tum sab mere vajah se road par aa jaate.
Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Andhera mila He to roshni Bhi milegi.
Gam mila He to khushi Bhi milegi.
Rehta Nahi 1 hi mausam Hmesha,
Ansu mile He to hasi Bhi milegi.

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Dil ki dhadkan bacha ke rakhna,

Apne inbox ko jara $aja ke rakhna,

Kabhi bhi aa $akta he hamara VIP $m$,

I$liye zara faltu $m$ hata ke rakhna...

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If I have a white t-shirt nd u hve a black markerpen,
what wud u write on my t-shirt??
Rply must,
b4 forwarding it...
soch k likhna mitega nhi, marker hai.....

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Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?

Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!!

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Beautiful saying:
"If u succed in tricking sum1,
never think tht the person is a fool,
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Jus know that its bcoz that person trusted u so much":-)
Good Morning

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Police ne pakda chor ko karte huye chori,

Police ne pakda chor ko karte huye chori,

Bus pyar ka naam na lena
I HATE LUV STORY's..

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On 14th feb 2011 aapke saath kya hoga select any no and i will tell you.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10.
Reply is must.
I m waiting..

ans ::

‎1.Chappal se mar
2.A red rose
3.Gift
4.Jail journey
5.Proposal
6.Greeting
7. A new frnd
8.A kiss on a face
9.new love
10.Try next year. Oye hoye... ;-)

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Train chali bheed badhi. itne me break lagi, 1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.

Ladki boli- janwar ho kya??

Ladka- Jaan to tum ho, hum to war hai.

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Vishwas Na Bhitar Ma prem Hoy 6,
Mano To Aa Badha NASIB Na Khel Hoy 6,
Baki Lakho Aankho Joya Pachi Pan,
Koi Ek Nazar Mate J Man Bechen Hoy 6...

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Beautiful lines said by a passionate Lover

"I'll wait 4 u till the day i can Forget u
Or
Till the day u realise you cannot Forget Me..."

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Final warning guys.
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No more Rajnikant jokes pls,

He Has felt so bad,
..dat he has started crying now,I can't take these rains in january !

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B honest n send this 2 dat person who made U smile sumwhr..sumtym..sum day..it may surprise U but check out how many cum back.
U deserve it:-)

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Sweet I am,
But Honey is you.

Image is mine,
But colour are you.

Flower is me,
But fragnance is you.

Happy I am,
But reason is you...

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Doctor kafi der se 1 WAITER ko KHUJLI karte dekh raha tha.
octor ne use bulakar puchha- KHUJLI hai kya?
WAITER- SAHAB agar menu me Likhi hai to Zarur

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