Customer:Me Yahan Nhi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapis Karo
Itna Chota Room Mujhe Janwar Samajhta Ho Kya?
Waiter:Sir Room Me To Chaliye Ye Lift hai

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This house is my gift 4 u.
So please go inside n sleep well.
Aaj se road pe sona bannd...gud night.

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Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..

aur

Boys k haatho me??
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Vo mehendi wale haath.

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The single finger of friend that wipes out ur tear during ur failure is much better than the ten fingers which come together to clap for ur Victory.

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WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND: Wo kaise?
WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya,:-)
1 mai utha ke bhag gayi
Or
1 usne mujhe fek ke maara

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Life is full of troubles,sorrows & pains.
If U fall down, dont worry just stand up,b Confident & Say...

"thank God nobody saw""

:-D

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Hotho pe ek "MUSKAN" hi kafi He_
Dil me ek 'ARMAN' Hi kafi he_
Kuch nahi Chahiye jindagi Se_
Aap "YAAD" Karte rahe ye 'Ahesan' hi kafi hai_

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Real truth. . . . .
As V Grow Up, V Think.. V Lose Our Frnds.!

Bt Truth Is, V Don't Lose Frnds. V Jst Learn, Who The Real Ones Are :)

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Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi
Nhi

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Isliye
Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
Aur
Maa-Baap Ban Jao
Rishta Wahi,Soch Nayi....

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‎2011 Ka Valentine Aap KisK saath celebrate krog>Ye Jaanne K Liye 1 Colour Select Karo..
Red
Black
Green
Orange
Purple
Pink
Blue
Yellow
Violet

Ans :

Red: ghost
Black: me
Green: bestfrnd
Orange: bacha party
Purple: life partner
Pink: angel
Blue: lover
Yellow: god
Violet: enemy

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Gahak-(doodh waly sy)
Tumhri gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala-5 kilo
Gahak-Is Me se kitna bech lete ho?
Doodh wala-yhi koi 12 kilo

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Kuch Log Yado Ko Dil Ki Tasvir Banate H
Dosto Ki Yado Me Mehfil Sajate H
Par Hum Thoda Alag H

Jo Kisiko Yad ane Se Pehle Apni Yaad Dilata H

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3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kia

1-Muje Gora Bana Do
2-Muje B
3-Hi Hi Hi, Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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Yar ab to had ho gayi he?
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kon ye likh k bhej raha he?
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Ki
RAJNIKANT ne apne maa baap ko paida kiya??:@

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Ye Kaisa Chahto Ka Silsila H,
Use Na Koi Shikayat Na Koi Gila H, Zindgi Kis Mod Pe Le Aayi H,
Na Usko Pane Ki Himmat He,Na Khone Ka Hausla Hai.

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Thokar na lage muje patthar nahi hu me.
U Herat se na dekh koi manjar nahi hu me.
Teri najar me meri qadar kuch nahi.
Magar unse puch jinhe Haasil nahi hu me.

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Smtime we decide to stop luving smeone,
nt coz they don't luv us,
but bcoz we find dat they r more happier without us..

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Engineering Is So Easy...

Just Like, Walking In The Park

but...

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only engineers know that this park is
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Jurassic Park..

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Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha,
Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha,
Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Magar,
Uski Zuban Se ek Baar Izhar Chahta tha.

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Wo maut bhi bahut hi suhani hogi,
Jise aapki judai me ani hi hogi,

Wada raha apse pahle ham Jayege,

Kyuki apke liye waha pe hame jannat bhi to sajani hogi.

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Y indian grls r not in sports?

Only 10% r playng hockey,chess

Bcoz 90% r playing wid boyfrnd's feelings.
Jaanu ye
jaanu wo

jaanu

jaan le lo jaanu ki

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Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?
Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

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Jyare tamne safalta malse tyare tamara mitro ne khabar padse k tame kon 6o...

Pan jyare tamne nisfalta malse tyare tamne khabar padse k tamara mitro kon 6.

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Agr ap chor
hote,To meri kya chez churate OR KYU?
1-love
2-beuty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-myself
8-money
9-dil
10-charactr
Plz Reply must.
& fast..

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Each Day I
Meet Som1 New,But Never
Find Anothr U!
The World Is
Full Of People,Its
True!
Yet No1 Ever
Equals A Friend
Like U.

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Rajnikant and Naresh kanodia are now friends as they coming in a new movie is
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"SAHER NO ROBO ANE GAMDA NO DOBO"

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I felt d air & smelt u
i heard sm1 i thought it was u
Whn i turned around i saw no one

Thn i realized that i was
Missing u!

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